K8DQ Website Terms and Conditions
Welcome to the zany world of the K8DQ Laboratory! Before you start transmitting your quirky signals across the ether, please take a moment to read our delightfully absurd terms and conditions. By using this website, you agree to the following rules, regulations, assertions, assumptions and covenants:
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Frequency of Use:
- You may use this website as often as you'd like, but only while standing on one leg and humming the chorus of "I Will Survive."
- If you transmit Morse code messages using your red Swingline® stapler, we'll grant you bonus points.
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Privacy Policy:
- We promise not to share your personal information with anyone (unless we can monetize it). However, we reserve the right to broadcast your favorite pizza toppings during weekly on-air nets.
- Your callsign is now your official superhero alias. Use it wisely.
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User Conduct:
- Be courteous. If you have questions, ask them. If you have ideas, share them. If you like to criticize & complain, kick rocks.
- In case of emergency, you should probably be doing something besides surfing the web.
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Disclaimer:
- Our website may contain inaccuracies, typos, and occasional transmissions from parallel universes. We blame solar flares.
- We are not responsible for any sudden urges to build a homebrew project in your basement.
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Legal Jargon (Because We Have to):
- By clicking "I Agree," you acknowledge that our terms are more twisted than a roller inductor.
- Violators will be sentenced to a lifetime on my Christmas naughty list
Remember, ham radio is all about experimentation, camaraderie, and a touch of absurdity. So grab your soldering iron, adjust your tinfoil hat, and let's explore the hobby together!